Sunday, February 25
Thieving bitchbastard steals bras.
THIEVING BITCHBASTARD STEALS BRAS.
Some of you might have seen the above(Thieving bitch steals bras) on my msn personal message.
Some of you have even questioned me about the mere existence of this particular message. Aye, today i'm gonna spill it all. :D
Do you guys buy new clothes, undergarments and shoes for chinese new year?
I guess majority of you do.
But damn, my mother's and mine got stolen right after the day we bought it.
The undergarment i mean.
The total lost was S$120.70.
Mum hung it outside on the make-shift hang thing for clothes.(Well, photos will be up tomorrow.)
And by like 30 mins it was gone, the bamboo(in this case it's aluminium) pole and the five bras on it was all gone!
Mum was so angry because the pole wasnt cheap and the bras were definitely not too.
She messaged me to tell me and her message went like this. I was in school then.
Mum: San, i'm so angry and sad...
Me: Huh? What happened?! (I was very worried as i thought what had happened to her, FYI i'm very close to my mother.)
Mum: People steal the bras, the whole teak-koh(pole) gone.
Me: What?! You got ask Tuti or not? Maybe she keep for u?(Tuti's my neighbour's maid, we hang the bras outside their house.)
Mum: Yah, she say she nv take...
Signs. I went home after school and we prowled the area around my house level 3-8.
We presumed it should be around this area as the pole was very long and very inconvenient to travel a long way, what with colourful bras hanging off it.
No such luck. We didnt find anything.
We were hoping to maybe find our aluminium pole leaning against some wall or something, nearby the thief's house.
Two days after the unfortunate incident, i was climbling the stairs home. I wasnt taking the lift because i was testing my luck to lookout for any telltale signs.
None again. Then i reached level 5, my house. Then i decided to go further, i went to level 6 then 7.
Once i reached level 7 i gave out a loud gasp, I saw the aluminium pole!!!!! It was unmistakably mine!!!!
I recognised it because it was aluminium and had a blue tape at the end of it. Level 7 was a fucking dog den, the corridor was filled with endless stacks of rubbish, ect unwanted washing machines, fish tanks, plastic buckets and rusty ovens.
Admist all the junk was an uncle i recognise, he is my primary school friend Yingru's father.
He was sitting there repairing a broken old bicycle.
I used to be really close to her but we lost touch and are now like strangers.
Anyway, i asked him who all this things belonged to, he said it was his, including the pole.
I got a real bad shock.
I phoned Mum who was at centre at that point of time and waited for her to come home.
Then we confronted the man.
He was like "It wasnt mine! Some aunty picked it up and passed it to me knowing that i collect second hand stuff."
He spoke in hokkien.
He said one chicken rice store aunty picked it up from downstairs and passed it to him.
He made himself sound damn suspicious anyway.
We said "Okay lor, not you right. We call POLICE! Got the evidence here, what can you deny." *Flicks out phone*
He replied, "Call for what?! It wont help anyway! ", his spit was like showering out.
He was like damn scared that we will call the police.
Mum: People steal our bras leh! Dont call.
Uncle: Gone then gone la! Make such a big fuss for what?!
Pur-fucking-lease. 120 dollars you wont care?!
And the bras, it may be the last one.
And CNY bras kena stolen damn fucking sway leh!!!!!
Anyway, we were damn certain that the uncle was the one who stole, he probably took it for his daughter and wife. Daughter somemore same age as me, wife same age as my mum(almost).
Mum got back her aluminium pole, which was good.
But miracle of all miracles, a week later we won 4-D !!!! Guess with what numbers and how much?
With the numbers 1207 and we won back 120 dollars.
Ohmygod, i know it sounds so fake but i swear it's true.
Actually it was 150dollars but minus all the taxes and all that and it was exactly 120 dollars.
The amount of money we lost and the winning number was the total price of the bras.
I remember mum saying : If heaven has eyes, it wont let people take advantage of us like that.
Oh god, it felt so spiritual you know.
Damn, i'm becoming more and more superstitious.
And Mum tied some string at our corridor to prevent the thief from coming in again.
I live at the end of the corridor so it was possible.
........
Anyway, today the thieve came back again!!!!!!
On a sunny sunday morning.
I was sleeping when i heard mum yelling,
"Oie! You steal my bra! YOU DONT RUN AWAY! YOU STEAL MY BRAS!".
Then, WHAM!
Then heavy footsteps pounding down the corridor. I heard the click of my neighbour's door opening and more urgent footsteps running after the thief.
I awoke and immediately and ran out of my room and out of my door and blindly ran after my neighbour chasing the thieve.
We ran down the stairs and damn my thigh FUCKING HURTS (P.E on Friday la!) and i was running behind my neighbour, Chinhao, and Amanda was beside me.
We ran down to the first level and the guy was gone, awhile later Chinhao reappeared and said he couldnt overrun the thief.
We went home and i realised Mum fell down!
The fucked-up no-lifer bra thief not only attempt to steal more bras but he shove my mother till she fell down!
Her knees were scraped and bleeding.
I was very very furious at the bra thief.
What the hell?!
Mum described him as very big sized and wearing a blue tee and cap with shorts.
He looked a bit plump and very strong and Mum was inside the house when she saw a suspicious guy dodging under the string and going over to the other side.
she quietly opened the gates and peeped out and saw him meddling with her bras, thats when she yelled.
The thief tried to run pass but Mum gripped him and he flung her grip away and pushed her to the ground. :(
Then ChinHao and Amanda and me came running out.
I'm very angry, because the guy has apparently no regards harming others to get what he wants.
Dad said that he is metally challenged and he probably takes it to smell and carrass or whatever. *Gags*
I argued tht he is probebly poor and steals it for his wife and daughters.
Fuckamatha, i thought that this kind of situation only happens in drama series?
After awhile we found it all very hilarious and kept laughing over it.
The thief didnt manage to steal anything this time because mum(being smart) threaded the pole through the straps of the bras.
And oh oh oh, i realised that i was running around the block bare footed and in my cartoon pj's with messy bedhair. *groans*
Oh, and now the string guarding the corridors have bells on them....
P.S: I wanted to blog about this a long time ago but felt it wasnt appropriate as there was too much use of the word "bra". HAHA, lame i know. Anyway the thief's appearence again today initiated me to do it, i needed to vent out my frusfration!!!
[Till he gets caught,
Sandy]
Sandy* walked on the sunny side.
5:25 AM.
5:25 AM.